It's Mega!

The posting's up
The big event
Lotsa people logging "Will Attend"
The big day's here
Time to begin
Open up the door and let the geocachers in!

First through the door is TravelingGeek
He is always on the move living the dream
Traveling all around the world loggin' caches but finally
He's back in town!
And he brought the whole family!

ThePaperPilot cruises on in
And PuzzlePainter, well, they make the scene
Hey you two, we're glad that you came
We know it's been a minute, but you're back in the game!

Then a cacher arrives and says, "May I trouble you?
I'm the wife
They call me TW.
You won't find me waiting out in the car.
I came for a mega
Let's get this party started!"

They're pouring through the door
200 and counting
Travel Bugs on the stage
Rockin' out "Found It!"
We're filling up the house and
We're gonna hit a thousand
We not gonna stop until
Everybody shouts

It's mega!
It's mega!
Come on in if you will
Cause everybody knows it's not a party until
It's mega!

Cachers to the left, cachers to the right
Cachers everywhere, what a beautiful sight!
Cachers on the ceiling, cachers on the floor
But you know there's still room for more

Hey everybody gather 'round
Practical Geocaching is in the house
They brought the goods so check it out
Swaggering through the crowd throwing swag around
Then Cache the Line comes through the door
Ans says, "I just can't stop
There's always one more.
From cache to cache far and near
I'm following that trail and it lead me here!"

They're pouring through the door
400 and counting
Travel Bugs on the stage
Rockin' out "Found It!"
We're filling up the house and
We're gonna hit a thousand
We not gonna stop until
Everybody shouts

It's mega!
It's mega!
Come on in if you will
Cause everybody knows it's not a party until
It's mega!

Semmels123 strolls right in
And says, "Flint Hills Geocachers represent!"
Takes a look around as he comes through the door and says,
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore"

From coast to coast and around the globe
Cachers from everywhere are starting to show
There's a knock at the door
It's two more friends
Straight outta Belgium, you can tell 'em to come on in!

There's HartenDame, now she's a wild card
She shuffles in like the Queen of Hearts
And FlameCarrier, he's here too
He jumps right in and lights up the room!

They're pouring through the door
600 and counting
Travel Bugs on the stage
Rockin' out "Found It!"
We're filling up the house and
We're gonna hit a thousand
We not gonna stop until
Everybody shouts

It's mega!
It's mega!
Come on in if you will
Cause everybody knows it's not a party until
It's mega!

Cachers are coming from near and far
This party's starting to grow off the charts
It can't be stopped, so bring it on
We're gonna get mega before it's done

SpookyLuke rushes in
He's running behind.
But he made it to the party in the nick of time
He says, "I'm sorry I was so late man
But I was out striking poses for a web cam!"

Then whoop there he is! Bob Billy pulls up
In overalls in a pickup truck
He picks up his banjo and says "Let's kick it!
Geocatchin' tickles my biscuits!"

I don't know but it's been said
I don't know but it's been said
Three more cachers just walked in
Three more cachers just walked in
1More and SgtSue
1More and SgtSue
ScienceNerd is with them too!

They're pouring through the door
800 and counting
Travel Bugs on the stage
Rockin' out "Found It!"
We're filling up the house and
We're gonna hit a thousand
We not gonna stop until
Everybody shouts

It's mega!
It's mega!
Come on in if you will
Cause everybody knows it's not a party until
It's mega!

The place is jumpin' and we're all here
The music's thumpin'
We got our hands in the air
It's filling up and we're on tonight
Everybody's together and it's alright!

They're counting at the door
Hey, what's the score?
999 we need one more
Somebody in the back yells, "Captain's on the bridge"
The door swings open, it's...
Captain Biggins!
Go Captain, Go Captain, Go Captain, Go Captain
Go Captain, Go Captain, Go Captain

They're pouring through the door
1000 and counting
Travel Bugs on the stage
Rockin' out "Found It!"
We're filling up the house and
You know we hit a thousand
We didn't stop so
Everybody shout

It's mega!
It's mega!
Come on in if you will
Cause everybody knows it's not a party until
It's mega!